Yesterday I was a retard. Today I am a frickin’ GENIUS!

“these little town blues….are melting away.”

Bermuda’s still gorgeous. I’ll upload photos soon.

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“so do they speak english in mexico or is it, like, mexican english?”

Ok. Maybe I can forgive not knowing the spoken language of somewhere, like say, Luxemburg. Maybe even someplace like Brazil because they have to be all different than the rest of their continent. But Mexico? Half the country is residing in the States! And then to ask if they speak “Mexican English”, whatever that is?

oh yeah, and we’re going to Bermuda next week. Not Costa Rica, not Puerto Rico, it’s back to Bermuda now.

So last night I pulled up to a station to get gas. Stopped my car, got out and put my credit card in the machine and starting pumping my gas and was part way through when I remembered that pumping your own gas is a felony in New Jersey. Whoops.