WORLD’S LARGEST BALL O’ TWINE!!

Cawker City’s other only attraction

Gateway to the West

Chicago Skyline

“Besides, exclamation points are the gateway drug to swearing, and next thing you know you’re in traffic yelling DAMMIT(!!!!) and then look who can’t take the sacrament on Sunday.

… because she has fantastic grammar and punctuation.

“Finally got out on the bikes Saturday and boy howdy I do not recall bike seats being so abusive to the lady bits. I had to keep lowering my seat not to feel imposed upon. Surely it had to do with the first time back in the saddle. Yowch.”

“happiness is a crock of beans.”

lost in the cornfields and cowtowns of kansas…..

Tomorrow starts my newest adventure: driving cross country. I’ve downloaded several books on tape: On the Road by Jack Keroac, Wuthering Heights, a book by J.R.Tolkein and a whole box of audiobooks my mom sent me. I plan on taking it easy and casually. I want to stop and see the world’s largest ball of twine and there happens to be some camping and hiking along a lake there. It’s in Cawker City, Kansas, a town with a poplulation of 500. Stop in St. Louis, maybe Kansas City. Spend a day exploring Chicago.

Porch Monkeys

a show for the gapers

So Very Cold

I am totally going to see this.

across the universe: amazing choreography, amazing vocals and seemless song integration

once: also aMAZing music