Update:
So I quit working at the cellar, I finish up on Friday. I highly reccomend quitting to anyone who is frustrated in their current working enviroment. This last week has been great, I love my job since I quit. The politics and drama no longer bother me because all I have to do is think of my “I quit” dance and it puts a smile on my face.
So I’ve been making an appearance on a Christian message board, I usually hate that sort of thing but it’s actually kind of refreshing. I’ve actually found something in common with some Christians. Making fun of other Christians! anyway, I found this, Christian pick up lines. It was a tad lengthy so I deleted the boring ones, ignore the numbers.
1. “nice bible.”
2. “is this pew taken?”
3. “i just don’t feel called to celibacy.”
4. “for you i would slay two Goliaths”
5. “i would go through more than Job for you”
8. “you are so unblemished that i would sacrifice you.”
18. “i went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.”
20. “my spiritual gift is my good looks… it lifts peoples spirits”
38. “now i know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.”
41. “is that a thinline, duo-tone, compact, ESV Travel Bible in your pocket”
45. “your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead”
47. “how many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?”
48. “how would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?”
53. “so, my parents are home, you wanna come over?”
56. “its obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil…”
57. “feel free to meet me at the threshing floor.”
59. “i know its absurd, but every time i walk towards you, it feels like im being lead to bethlehem.”
61. “i really like your spirituality, it goes well with that shirt.”
62. “welcome to the christian family… the only family where brothers and sisters can marry each other”
63. “i did a love tester on your name and mine.. it came back ‘predestined’”
64. “you’re totally depraved but i’d still like to go out with you…”
65. “you can come crash at mine tonight. i have a separate room prepared.”
66. “i’m a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a proverbs 31 kinda woman…”
67. “im interested in full time ministry, and not only that… i also play the guitar.”
70. “i arrange the substantial christian section of my bookshelf into alphabetical order. coffee?”
72. “let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.”
73. “not a big fan of your last name, but thats cool, i can change that.”
74. “Solomon had 700 wives. You can be my 2nd girlfriend. But bring your friends.”
78. “it would be my honor to present you spotless on the last day.”
91. “I like to think that I’m all things to all women.”
92. “have you died before? because that looks like a resurrection body to me..”
95. “do you need prayer? because i am certainly willing to lay hands on you”
101. “if you were a leper, i would still hold your hand.. even if it wasnt attached.”
103. “Hi, I’m Calvin. You were meant to choose me.
I found this article today, Benny Hinn on the top 5 list of con artists. I couldn’t even watch the whole video. I don’t know why this stuff upsets me so much. Growing up in it creates such a different perspective, I mean I fully believed in all this, blindly. Not wanting to admit that I could have been so misled, I avoid the whole thing now.
snowboard pants that have a built in boxer short so you can sag your pants half way down your ass without getting your boxers wet
A friend from Breck was on Made, the MTV reality show, as a snowboard coach. The whole episode is filmed in my little town. Makes me feel kind of proud.
I quit my job. you have no idea how excited that makes me.
Well, I would be more excited if I weren’t dying. I have never been so sick that I just want to moan from the achy muscles until today. I’m hot, I’m cold, I’m….something. On my third movie today, called out of work and plan on doing nothing for the rest of the day. well maybe some website work at home.
I wish I was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, because then I could go sledding whenever I wanted, I’d always have my sled with me.
