http://www.witn.com/watercooler/headlines/37043499.html

The Bloggess

a little intro/disclaimer before you enter this site. I’m a little at loss at how to describe the insanity that reigns in this woman’s domain. Don’t get me wrong, it’s hilarious and highly entertaining. But to describe it? It’s what happens when you should have shut your mouth like 20 minutes ago. It’s what happens when you and your friends are stuck in an igloo for days on end and run out of the normal topics to talk about. In short, it’s AWESOME.

Does it make me a bad aunt because I think sometimes she looks like an ewok? Because she does. or a gremlin with her dark hair and huge coal eyes. She has those cute asian baby checks, that are so puffy, they hang below her chin it seems. I keep wanting to poke her face.

Becky and I gave her bath today and of course in the thirty seconds between when I took off her diaper and Becky was getting the water temperature just right, she chose that moment to go to the bathroom and she peed on me! little PUNK!

It seems she doubles in size every week I see her, although most of the change seems to be in the cheeks. Someone gave her these cute headbands which are for children 3 and up. It totally fits her now which decides it.

She has Tanya’s head.

So on the three block walk to the coffee shop where i like to work, I was hit on 6 TIMES.  All of them brown, all old (WTF?).  it’s a good thing i didn’t do my hair otherwise i’d be a hazard onto myself.

I’ve just spent 20 minutes googling “nyc parking laws” and any other variation i can think of and cannot find a list of parking laws.  how am i supposed to follow them?  i swear, sometimes i think this city purposely makes it complicated just to piss people off.

a rare moment of being awake

Tired Mama

it’s late, i’m watching a movie i’ve seen before and browsing the web at the same time to keep myself entertained. There are some weird people in the world. If you are ever bored read the “rants and raves” section of craigslist, it’s crazy. But here’s a few highlights.

This one is under “items wanted” for south america.

titled…
“Looking for that white girl”

entry…
“you know of her let me know.she is pure and beautiful”

i suppose that can be considered “items wanted” although i doubt anyone is going to be able to help this person find “that white girl”.

one more….
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/rnr/940046569.html

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/rnr/939970584.html